are you still at the devil's house?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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