I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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