Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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