True but thats because hes a fetus.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
