Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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