god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The best revenge is premature balding
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Less talking, more tequila
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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