Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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