I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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