I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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