How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he fucked my hip out of place.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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