Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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