I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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