he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Farmville is her only friend.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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