Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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