He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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