these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
