ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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