Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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