I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We were destined to go to rehab together
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
