My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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