Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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