I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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