My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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