Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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