I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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