She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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