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you win
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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