I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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