i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm always down for nudity.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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