Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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