I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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