Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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