ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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