i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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