You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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