If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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