How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
handjob tips. give me some.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
