I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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