She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I enjoy the company of your penis
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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