Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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