More tranny stories later!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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