to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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