I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i dont even know how to be here
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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