Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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