Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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