Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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