just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
