the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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