I'm gonna have a badass scar
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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