Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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