GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize