therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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