Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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