I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You smell like stripper and shame
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
