It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
he high fived his dick after we had sex
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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